I've been drug free for a month now to take a drug test. I just found out today that I won't have to take a drug test. I've been high the entire day now - and will be tomorrow and the next day and the next day

what ever happened to zebra gum? its a stoners dream gum!!! you get that delicious taste for about all of 15 minutes (enough time to kill cotton mouth) then you get to have that awesome tattoo of the zebra doing extreme sports!! so again i have to ask...what ever happened to zebra gum?

Planet Earth is the best show to watch when your stoned.

This site needs an alarm to remind everyone to grab their bong for 4:20.

Having a chick come and spend the night at the crib then all yall do all night is smoke and fuck.

(Can i get a amen unless your a gay-men or a lesbian)

1. construct gravity bongs in every major ocean miles long
2. harvest farms of marijuana and dump the entire harvest[entire plants] into the conie which is huge
3. pull up with helichopters and have built in torches around the circular conie that light the plants
once the GB's around the world are filled up and held high all helichopters release and dump the smoke into the atmosphere like a volcano.

no more problems.

okay so me and my friends have a weekly thing where every thursday they bring steaks, beers and weed round to mine and we smoke, drink and eat steak, basically the 3 greatest things in life at the same time. anyone else do anything like this?

Dude im so fucking blasted and i was just tellin wylie that if we were attacked by a lion we would die right away cuz were so useless and that normally i could push him at the lion and run and hed die cuz wylie cant run cuz hes a big sunova bitch but now i was so high i couldnt run and id die too then i asked him wat he thought about that and he said 'thats a sexy pepper shaker' and i put on my turtle shell and left

Imagine having someone from the 1700's in the passenger seat of your car while you drive through a city. He'd be freakin out and amazed by EVERY LITTLE THING we don't even notice because we are so used to it! I'd love it!

Stay Lit

i would like every cop that might be looking at this site to know that i am currently smoking a fat blunt and theres not shit that you can do about it. come find me fucker ill be the guy with a blunt in his hand and a big ass smile on his....

Wat if someone invented a bandaide with concentrated THC on a patch of a bandaide like a nico patch but with cannabis. Like O shit i'm bleeding might as well get high as i treat it.

I came home from school one day because I was "sick". But I decided to sit my mom down and tell her the truth.

I told her I actually came home because of drug tests at school. She asked what I did that would show up on the drug test. I said that I smoke weed, and I took some hydrocodones. Her response was: "Stay off the codones".. My mom smokes weed haha.

if i'm ever forced to take a drug test, it'd be hilarious to take a huge shit in the cup and give it to them in the most causal way possible

and my character died...
but i didnt realize for a good solid 5 minutes.
I sat their pressing buttons like a retard...

please let me know im not alone.

Well, you caught me smoking and confiscated my bowl..

I'm glad you still buy fruit. :)
I've been smokin' bananas for like a week. haha