smoke to get high, not to die. thats all im sayin

I just went into the kitchen to get some shit for my munchies and ended up doing a four minute dance solo to the jammin' song that was on. And came back with no food after I realized what I was doing. I can imagine how stupid I looked standing there in my kitchen completely alone silently dancing.

First: A hookah bar but instead a whole bunch of awesome bongs and strands they sell there for the ocasinal smoker or the hardcore type.

Second: Fast food places that sell a five sack with your meal. Like I would like to have a Bigmac Meal with a extra large sack.

OK.....think about it. A Temperpedic couch! It would be amazing

So basically my dealer would not answer his phone so my friends and I resorted to calling random people whose numbers were on facebook and asking if they were holding. Finally someone said they would come over. We put all our money together (we were basically broke) but we came up with $45 of quarters and $1 bills. When they got here, we took the shitty bag of weed they gave us and gave them the money. When we got home, we got ready to roll up a joint and realized that it was fucking oregano. I know we're stupid for not inspecting it, but seriously.... read more »

If you have a joint that your saving for after school or something and don't want it to be found or broken, you just have to empty out a pen(preferably a thicker one)and just put the joint in their and screw the pen back together.

Having belief in smoking is like having faith. When im smoking and im breathing out a hit, deep down I know, that this weed, being high, is good and right, and God gave me his blessing so i could enjoy this. He gave me life, he made me special here on purpose, he gave me this time. Thank you, I love you, and everything and everyone that you have created

Although the smell of weed helps you determine its potency I wish there was a type of travel weed that was non smelling so you could bring it with you everywhere you go.

also someone needs to invent blunt cases:)

Fog.. you're inside a cloud.

i just have to fulfill the 10 word maximum..

You know what really grinds my gears?? The fact that a certain Mr. Adolf Hitler ruined an entire way to cut your facial hair....cuz now if you have a little "Hitler 'stash" you look like a creeper and no one likes you. What a fucker.

life, like a well made watch, is simple to look upon through the glass screen. the hands ticking away the time. but once you see past the simplistic face, and the predictable motion of the hours going by. you discover a writhing and spinning mass of interwoven parts, clicking away at a seemingly random goal. what matters more, the face, or mechanism that drives it?

I think it's bad enough when a crappy thought (i.e. non highDEA) just stays at a level 1. Downvoting is so negative. I can't afford negative vibes and bad karma to be around my female sprouts.

Blaze on ;)~

i bought a badass bong the other day that can rip like none other. after realizing it takes me 2 or 3 hits to clear it, i've decided to quit smoking cigs to maximize my lung capacity so i can take bigger bong rips. :]

Have you ever blazed at night, while staring at the full moon? That shit is amazing

I love when your sitting in the parkin lot cheifin a bowl and you look over and see other people tokin ...its like hey!! THATS WHAT IM DOIN!