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The word "lol"

Does anyone notice the word, abbreviation, "lol" looks like a man drowning, with his head and arms? I bet you that man is most definitely not laughing out loud.

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3D tvs

I just got done watching a movie on a 3D tv, and I was thinkin, why don't they just put a sheet of that plastic film on the tv so everyone in the room doesn't have to wear those stupid 3D glasses?

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Cars vs Bikes

Bikes: They run on fat and make you money
Cars: They run on money and make you fat

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Who are you?

If your mom had sex with someone else, you would be someone else entirely.

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I love every single one of you

Everyone on here deserves pounds and pounds of weed.

I love you

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left nut ???

if you have only one nut left would it be your left nut ???

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unanswered questions of the universe

1. do milkshakes make you pee or poop
2. how do jellyfish have sex

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1 day. humans will be extinct.

So 98 percent of all living species before humans are extinct. That means eventually humans will be too. So in the future something is gonna be digging up our bones. And trying to piece together our lives, from the rubble of the past. Hope they find my bong. And that jar of action figures I buried when I was like 8.

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i was wondering

do you think it's possibly to melt paper rather than burn it.. like heat it until it drips.. lol i know it sounds weird..but i was thinking about how fucking weird that would be...

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The Stoner Network

There should be a movie about highDEAs

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Music...

When I'm high music is different then music when I'm not. I can FEEL the music. My body is reacting to the beats and bass more. Bob Mareley, Wiz Khalifa, and some downbeat dubstep are some I would recommend to try this out.

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nothing makes me feel better

than getting a text from friend saying come hit this fat bowl with me

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Viruses..

How pathetic and worthless are the people who make computer viruses. Can we make this a crime punishable by death?

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Stoner definition

It's probably been posted before but this is the current definition of a stoner:

ston·er  (stō'nər)  
n.
One that stones.

One who is habitually intoxicated by alcohol or drugs.

One who is a delinquent or failure.

Is anyone one else offended by that third one? I want this ish removed from dictionary.

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Turtles

They got it going on, they take life at their own pace, they have shelter whenever they need it (u ever think the keep like treasures or snacks in their shells, prob not, but if i was a turtle i would) they swim and hang on the beach all day, turtles got the fucking life

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My hobbie

so when I get high I like to draw...so I decided to take like poems or little stories and add pictures to them...Once I get a few Ill consider posting them if this gets enough upvotes

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who?????

who downvotes an idea? i mean really...when i'm on this site, i am so happy that i upvote basically every idea i read. does anyone else do that?

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size doesn't matter? bs!

size doessss matter.
if it didn't, stuff like midgits and the biggest rubber band ball ever wouldn't be a big deal.

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"whatchuu tawken bout Jesus?"

there's an actual verse in the new testament that reads, "pray hard, or go home."

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