Hearing people always talk about how green dro and some purple kush... I don't get to see shit.

can't just give that nod of acceptance when they realize your high..ya know? The other morning I walked into class and instead of just being chill and just nodding or smiling or even ignoring the fact, they gotta be all loud and draw attention. Like don't ask me how my morning was and how I'm feeling, because we both obviously know that my morning was great and I am clearly feeling fantastic. Does anyone know what I'm saying?

turn the fucking light off. now im in bed and im not tryin to get up.

I always hear people say, "Getting high makes me more creative."
But I found that weed lowers everyone's inhibitions and can help them realize they are creative wether high or not.
We just can't be self-concious.

so i was goin to get some oreos and milk and i realized i didnt have any clean glasses, so i grabbed a bowl filled it full of milk and crushed all my oreos into and i must say it's quite delicious =]

Everytime my friend smokes, he smokes before going to a movie, or like a school sporting event, or to hang out with a bunch of friends, and he smokes a bowl right before it so he only takes like 5 minutes smoking. While i agree doing those things and smoking is fun, the whole point of weed, is packing a bowl and spend a few hours just blowin smoke with a bro or by yourself and just relaxing and thinking, and enjoying your friends company, or your own company. Smoke weed to BE high. Don't smoke weed to GET high

What is it...I dont know. Where is it coming from...I dont know. Most fucked up about it is sometimes I can hear half beeps.

Ok, i have this crazy theory that actually would be legit if it could be done. Imagine you had a huge mirror on Earth, and then you put a huge mirror on some distant planet far away from our galaxy. If you could line them so you could see the mirror on the planet, would the image you see in the mirror be you from the past or what? What do you think?

Someone you can talk to about anything like, girls, family life, shit thats getting you down, shit thats bringing you up, someone you can hit the clubs wit or just chill at home wit some beers, and someone whos ALLWAYS down to light up. someone who can help you put all the pieces of life together...This highdea is to all the best friends out there keep doing what your doing.

So i picked up some killer kush, called my buddy up and meet him in the mall. We went to the food court sat in the corner and started busting the weed. This guy comes and sits next to us, i dont really pay much attention cause me and my buddy are talkin, but I see the guy look over and say something. I think this guys gonna be a prick about it, so I say "hows it goin" he says good, my buddy askes how ur afternoon he says good then he says ours must be good too, he can tell(cause where busting the weed).... read more »

Why is it that above every other sound in the world, the sound of pee hitting the water when you go to the bathroom is the most awkward sound ever...the moment you hear it you instantly think you are disrupting everyone else's bathroom session...i know for your like me and intentionally aim for the bowl just to avoid the sound...

Who else thinks it is absolutely amazing that making grass legal in California is on the ballot for this November 2010! And if voted in by the people, will become legal!

Check it out! http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aKNQlqjXCQ3w

If i was a cop i would yell PIKACHUUUUU before i tazerd People.

There has never been a case in the history of history where a person, man, woman, or child overdosed on marijuana. Yet it is completely illegal. Alcohol has killed a countless number of people, yet this substance is legal? I don't understand why they both can't be. Some of our laws are fucking stupid.

Bring me down and make me feel so bad when im high.