I may be failing drug tests but i'm passing in school!
Drugs are really expensive.
I seem to get along with guys way much more than girls. Why ? Because I seem to be the only chick thats cool with smoking. Its not obvious that I smoke and when I do tell another girl that I smoke they look at me like I'm a loser. WTF ? I just dont get it. One of my buddies told me "Just dont tell any girls that you smoke and you'll be fine" and I replied "I'm not gonna hide what I do just to fit their expectations. I'm not ashamed of the fact that I smoke so fuck those chicks who look down... read more »
I hate it when comedy actors try and do serious rolls. Like the tiger from the Hangover doing the Life of Pi.
Masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore.
My friends and i talk about this all the time when we are high. so If you could pick 2 super powers out of all of the super powers which two would you pick and why?
were they originally made for sneaking and not running?
watch out for the B and the N on your key board, you'll go from asking a buddy if there baked to are you naked if you confuse them... it changes a conversation very quikly.
Season 4, Episode 20 of Spongebob is titled "The Best Day Ever".
What if there was an entire town that just had a lazy river instead of roads. Like, the rivers at waterparks where people just sit in a raft and get floated by a gentle current. That would be the shit. You could just kick back and drink and smoke bowls and get to your destinations by way of lazy river!
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