What was I mad about again?
So me and my boyfriend got in a HUGE fight last night unfortunatly, like to the point where he was packing his things and it just wasn't looking good. We were both stressed about other things (work, school, etc.) and let something small BLOW way out of proportion. I'm stubborn sometimes when I'm in a bad mood but I knew I couldn't lose him over something that dumb so I took a deep breath, swallowed my pride, and anger lol and said, 'Okay I know we are really angry with eachother, but why don... read more »
Do the cops handcuff someone with no arms?
...ǝ|ɐspɹɐʎ ɐ ʇɐ spɹoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ʇuop n ʎɥʍ sı sıɥʇ
R: So, it’s been 10 billion years, a pretty good run in my opinion.
Earth: Yeah, it was all pretty great; I had some great life for a while, real cool species.
R: Which was your favorite?
E: I almost want to say the humans; they were the first intelligent species.
R: Intelligent?
E: Well, in retrospect.
R: What ever happened to them, what really wiped them out?
E: I could have sworn it was going to be nuclear war, but in the end, they just kind of... read more »
Buzzed- everything is a bit more beautiful, you're overall pretty happy. Easily hidden.
High- everything begins to get more interesting. Chill as hell. You have to work to hide it.
Stoned- you begin to think about the origins of life, size of atoms, and the definition of being happy. Hard to hide, but can be hidden by a pro.
Baked-you find out that gravity isn't real and discover a new use for toes. The next door neighbor knows you aren't sober.
OK, so you know the wrinkles you have on your hands? And some theories that people have about everyone living past lives? Well what if, when the first you came to earth had no wrinkles on their hands!!! And then we get one wrinkle for how ever many lives we have lived! So then how ever many wrinkles you have on your hands now is how many times you have been on earth in past lives!!
It feels like the stoner equivalent of Harry Potter at Olivander's wand shop. A piece has to speak to me to buy it. I want to pay the shop owner to say, "the pipe chooses the stoner Mr. Shepherd"
because i think comments make you feel good. plus i like to get too know you more. think we should comment to know each other better.
Meanwhile, mom and I are sneaking out the back door to smoke a doobie. They'll never know.
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