I’ve stared at this blank page for long enough. I hadnt planned on sitting here, just staring. I had at one point thought that if I didnt know where to begin, the blank page would go ahead and tell me. At the very least, it would give me a boost in the right direction. An inspirational pat on the butt, perhaps?
That if you see like cat puke or poop you have to clean it up first and last night I was super stoned and I moved a chair to get to a cookbook and I saw a huuuuuge pile of cat puke and I instantly stopped and according to my dad I had like the funniest look on my face because I thought that I was going to have to clean it up. Thank god my dad laughed and said he saw it first but just wanted to see my reaction lol
Ten of your friends behind you. Each of them says, in a random order, a random word. Chances are, you would recognize which friend is saying which word. Think about that. The only thing touching you is the sound waves. You have unknowingly memorized thousands of peoples voices in your life simply by comparing the detailed wave of sound that hits your ear. We under appreciate how important and fucking awesome that evolutionary ability is.
I always wondered, can you buy a water fountain and change it out and have it
fountain out say, sweet tea? That would flippin sweet, ice cold sweet tea with the
click of a button! That would save me so many trips to QT.