Let's cut the shit and get to the bottom of it...Does an apple a day reeeally keep the doctor away?
Also, did anybody else used to watch Catdog? I miss that show. I bet the creator was high when they came up with it. They should bring it back--The Return of Catdog, 2011. I know I'd watch it, anyway.
Santa: A mystical being who keeps kids in line with promises of gifts at Christmas time.
God: A mystical being who keeps humans in line with promises of heaven after death.
Sounds to me like God is just Santa for adults and nobody has told them that he isn't real yet...
There was this one girl who i was literally in love with. the first time we smoked together, we used my first piece i've ever gotten, Aqua. She was my favorite person to smoke with, and almost every night she'd wait for me until i got off work (i would normally bring my shit with me for afterwards) and then we would lay on the highschool football field, stare at the sky, smoke a bowl or two, and i was ALWAYS happy...
But then one day it all fell apart. this amazing, beautiful girl. i... read more »
Doesn't matter where you are or who you're with, just put in eye drops.
They'll have to make a joke about weed or something,
and if you know they don't smoke, tell them you didn't get much sleep.