you guys know that theres thc on all of your stems right?
well, ive recently done an experiment, and it worked out very well. find yourself a small jar to keep all of your stems in, and once you think you have enough, boil some water, put all your stems in it, lets it sit for about 5 mins and strain it. youll have yourself some pot-tea. the best part is, it gets you a little high, and it doesnt nearly as bad as you would think, it is the best stoner drink ever, just put some sugar in... read more »
Peter: That's about as hard as tryin to figure out if you have enough time to masturbate.
(CUTS AWAY)
Lois: Peter, I'm going to pick up Stewie from daycare, ill be back in 5 or 10 minutes.
Peter: WELL WHICH IS IT!?!?!
Made me laugh my ass off!!
OUR favorite holiday is coming soon :D how are you guys (and girls) gunna spend it?
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.
1: Say your a stoner chick and talk about sex or wanting a stoner boy.
2: Steal someone elses idea.
3: Insult Justin Bieber.
4: Tell a story about nice police officers.
5: Insult police officers.
6: Talk about famous stoners on this site. i.e; cisco_kid, Yoinkie.
7: Talk about you's, and or a friend's first time.
8: Talk about your new, or late piece.
9: Insult Above The Influence.
10: Morgan Freeman
11: Insulting non stoners
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couldnt sleep. just smoked a bowl.. listening to pantera. now tell that isnt just so nice :]
When your about to unload your liquid love onto your girl's chest and "overshoot" and hit in her in the face. Bullseye.
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are the ones who scream at a tiny bug on the floor like they've just seen a fuckin shark
i'm deadly serious here .. i value the survival of my species above all things, and so do the rest of you (stop having sex if you disagree).. and.. we've shot ourselves in the foot, majorly.. in any other species besides ours, population increase is controlled by selfish genes, e.g. genes for optimal egg clutch size in birds replicating themselves at a higher rate than genes which code for a higher or lower number of eggs than the ideal..
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