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Pinocchijew!!

holy shit I can't believe I didn't see this until now with pinocchio's nose getting longer when he lies, it's a warning to kids that if you keep lying all the time you will turn into a jew

thank you blue sky OG!!!
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someone please make this short video/ commercial

shot 1: this is your brain (still shot of an egg)
shot 2: this is your brain on drugs (egg cooking in pan)
shot 3: this is your brain on weed (egg hatches into chick)
ending caption: weed frees your mind
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Carbon demon

Here's some science and superstition. Carbon has 6 protons 6 neutrons and 6 electrons... For those of you who don't know we are carbon based lifeforms... So maybe our bodys naturally contain evil. O.o
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Distractors: to avoid Disasters

To all the smokers out there who are amateurs at socializing while baked: use distractors. When you're giggling like a little girl, stoned off your ass, trying to talk to your parents or something, find something to do, constructively, and do it. It calms you down and mellows you out a bit.
Playing Ping-Pong isn't a bad idea either.
P
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site improvement?..hmmm

the only thing ican think of to make this betetr, is if everytime one of your highdeas gets posted, they reward you by sending you like an ounce of weed. yeah, i culd live wiht that (:
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Stupid Sperm..

Okay, is it only me or does it make no sense that the down syndrome sperm beat the normal person sperm? Just saying.
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Musical Orgasm

I think it is possible to have a full body orgasm from making or listening to the right kinds of music. Music that truly speaks to your soul. You may know the feeling, like the goosebumps and chills up the spine. Jimi Hendrixs' Woodstock Improvisation does it to me every single time.
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Guitar hero scantron

When filling out a scantron have you ever thought about how it would make an awesome guitar hero solo??
56

Whales

what if whales think they're the dominant species? Like they rarely see us and we rarely see them, what if they have an underwater world we can't get to, like we have a land world they can't get to?
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There should be an adjective for the desire to smoke weed.

If you want to eat food, you're "hungry." or if you want to drink you're "thirsty."
there should be a word for when you want to smoke weed so you can just say: "I am ____" and everyone will know exactly what you want to do
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Wait! Now go. Shit hold on. Okay try now... DAMNIT!

With all our crazy technology we can't invent a car that will unlock even if somebody pulls the handle at the same time?
56

texting police

idk if they have this yet but like say your house is getting robbed but you don't want to be loud so the robber doesn't hear you, you just text the police and tell them what the problem is and where it's happening..calling them is so god damn loud, super inconvenient.
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have you ever wondred?

i have always wondered how life is created or destroyed? like your soul where is it before your alive and when your dead? thats some crazy shit to think about
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Cat Collar with autotuner

I want a collar for my cat that autotunes her meows and purrs.

Call it the AutoTuna, make millions and rave with a pack of cats.
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Short Highdeas

Are are the best higdeas
Especially when stoned.
Dont you agree?
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amazing day

Today i first won that coin machine thing at tacobell where u drop change and if u get it on the yellow platform you win. well i won that and got a free bean burrito. then i lost my virginity after smoking a couple bongs bowls
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Spongebob's Fun song

Just sounds dirty to me. Or maybe I just have a dirty mind.

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea.

Oh Spongebob. You thought I wouldn't notice x]
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I know what the after life is

To the human body, time is relative to the amount of physical stimulation we receive. Imagine you wake up from your bed at 4:17. You fall back asleep and what feels like hours later, its only 4:20. This is because you are in sleep paralysis and your body is receiving less stimulation.

If you completely cover your eyes and ears for a few minutes, you start to hallucinate. See, our minds are addicted to stimulation, and when we dont get any, we make our own up.

After your body dies, your brain has 10 minutes of activity left approximately.... read more »
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nigga moment

A moment in which ignorance overruns the brain causing an outburst of irrational aggression

(The Boondocks)
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Snuggies

You think they're rediculous until you try one. 10 words
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