Doesn't matter where you are or who you're with, just put in eye drops.
They'll have to make a joke about weed or something,
and if you know they don't smoke, tell them you didn't get much sleep.
SO I recently confessed to my mom that I blaze once a week (3 times daily really lol), and ever since she been trying to convince me its really bad for my health. today she tells me to come to her computer ( all exited). She points to a google link that says " marijuanna may cause lung cancer". I clicked it and it was a HIGHdea making fun of abovetheinfluence.com! PAWNED
When you're sittin there cheefin and you're like man, I'm not even feelin this shit yet. Then all of the sudden this invisible guy named High walks up and smacks you right across your fuckin mouth. And the next thing you know you're lookin all around like WTF?!
I found like a pound of weed in my dad's closet but it was literally dirt. I asked him where he had gotten it and he said he got it from a mexican construction worker a few years ago. I then asked him if I could have it to sell to freshmen...he said no. Ohwell.
there are a load of different varieties of them all with different characteristics tho they all belong to the same species
the Man's always trying to harsh their buzz
there's a very uneven ratio of males to females which is unusual for animals (i remember someone else said this here recently, i can't remember who it was, if it was you make yourself known) (also i keep reading that they're supposed to be half and half in the wild but i've seen weed growing in the wild and all the... read more »
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