has anybody ever realized that you could cook a piece of bacon using a hair straightener? i mean how fucking sick is that

~Texting kills more people than marijuana does...
~The US debt is billions of dollars...
~Our kids watch the Jonas brothers and similar lame cartoons... if only walt disney was still alive!
~Oprah can buy her own planet...
~alcohol is glorified...
~marijuana is still illegal but trying to make a come back...
----the list goes on----

In order to change our world... we must change how people think first!
~herb is a plant!

Warm Clothes out of the laundry

ohhhh yeahhhhhhh. hahaha im gonna invent a heated clothes dresser

We would totally be in the house HUFFlePUFF. With a name like that? Gotta be the stoner house. And on top of it Pomona Sprout, Professor of Herbology, is the Head of Hufflepuff House. I bet she grows some dank magical weed. JK Rowling, you sneaky woman, you thought no one would notice.

here is a list of things not to do when stoned... trust me on this.

1. Deer hunting
2.Bushhog a field with hills
3.let your girlfriend make you watch "steel Magnolias"
4. eat gratuitous amounts of uncooked hotdogs
5.debate politics
6.drive a boat
7.wakeboard (I still have a scar)
8.watch QVC with credit card in hand
9.Listen to LIL Wayne's "I feel like dying"
10.dip grizzly wintergreen

High off your ass, standing on a cliff edge in the forest and not seeing a single man made object is the most uplifting feeling ever.

Ok, you make a room where the entire floor is a bed. But not just a bed, the entire floor is made of tempur pedic. that way you can crash anywhere comfortably with your bong, but you don't have to worry about it tipping over and spilling, just like the wine glass in the commercial.

Ever walk around a store high thinkin everyone is lookin at u, thinking like "They are fuckin' stoned!"..?? But then when ur out at a store (sober) you never think that about anyone...???

That I look through the guide on the tv to decide what channel I'm gonna leave it on for my dog so he doesn't get lonely?

You think of something funny and you start laughing. Then you try to tell your friends why your laughing. But you can't remember why you were laughing. So you just look like a stoned retard in front of your friends. Then you relize your alone so you go to highdeas to feel better while you practice rollin.

Seriously, ever thought about how awesome walking is? Like, you put one foot in front of the other one, an' you GO places. How do you do that?! Basically, it's amazing. Think about what life would be like if no one ever discovered propelling yourself forward one foot at a time. What if we were all just like, hopping around? Do you think we'd evolve to have only one foot?! Like, one leg. Like, a mermaid, without the fins.
NO! I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC.
The miracle of walking. It's so cool. I'm actually amazed by it on a regular basis.

Filling a plastic shoping bag full of water and pretending its your balls.......the bag brakes because its not made to hold water

Playing scary video games or watching scary movies with the sound all the way up to max........things jump out at you after the long silence with a scream or a bang

Tanning in a tanning bed...cool at first....but then you feel like your in a toaster

Running the dark......your going to hit something

Playing the board game Clue......its just to hard to play high

If you had done any of these leave a comment or if you have another highdea gone wrong plz... read more »

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Its funny when your stoned n forget wat your talking about and ask everyone and they say they forgot too haha we've all done it

Did u ever notice that u cant chang the volume of ur thoughts? like ur inner monolog?
and if u try to scream in ur head, its not like LOUD its just a yelling sound, but the volume is the same

~Duran -_-