You know when you get the urge to eat something just because its there?
Anyways I lost my job as a gynecologist today.
...are half cow, half dinosaur.
I'm going to make a cooking show on the cooking network that's main demographic will be cannabis users. I'll be the host and it'll show how to make munchies out of basic shit in your kitchen for when you're broke and you don't have any good food in your house. Because that shit happened to me today and I was upset. But you know what I did? I made one brownie in a coffee mug and microwaved it. It was good and easy and quick and made out of normal shit that everyone has in their house! very... read more »
I just noticed that childhood game is all about smoking.
Ring around the rosey - everyone make a circle around the blunt
Pocket full of posey - got a pocket full of bud
Ashes ashes - smoking the blunt
We all fall down - we are all really high and pass out
me and my friends were talking about it. how fucking awesome would it be if there was a 5 gum theme park and the rides were like the commercials. i know i'd go. especially if i went stoned.
instead of carrying around a gun everywhere, i got my lighter.
instead of going around arresting people for weed, i go around smoking with people.
instead of having a badge to show what i do, i got my eyes!
4 minutes and 20 seconds is like the perfect length for a song. Not too short, not too long
You know your joke is bad when not only do people not laugh but then they correct you
Just curious to see who's still around these parts. Any old school highdear's still roaming these parts?
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