21

handy bacon cooker.

has anybody ever realized that you could cook a piece of bacon using a hair straightener? i mean how fucking sick is that

23

Nothing is sadder than...

nothing is more sad than a sad little stoned girl who just took the time to cook mac n cheese...and accidently spill it....i just sat down and almost cried....
man...

19

this crazy world we live in

~Texting kills more people than marijuana does...
~The US debt is billions of dollars...
~Our kids watch the Jonas brothers and similar lame cartoons... if only walt disney was still alive!
~Oprah can buy her own planet...
~alcohol is glorified...
~marijuana is still illegal but trying to make a come back...
----the list goes on----

In order to change our world... we must change how people think first!
~herb is a plant!

24

Is there anything better then finding a bag of weed you forgot about.

Always such an amazing experience, how can you not smile when this happens?

31

Warm Clothes out of the laundry

Warm Clothes out of the laundry

ohhhh yeahhhhhhh. hahaha im gonna invent a heated clothes dresser

49

There's nothing better than

Masturbating while high ... two best feelings ... it's sensational

'Nuff said

81

If we all went to Hogwarts...

We would totally be in the house HUFFlePUFF. With a name like that? Gotta be the stoner house. And on top of it Pomona Sprout, Professor of Herbology, is the Head of Hufflepuff House. I bet she grows some dank magical weed. JK Rowling, you sneaky woman, you thought no one would notice.

47

The premier of Alice in Wonderland would be that much better if....

They had an intermission in the middle of the movie. Obviously they know everyone will be going blown to this event, and an intermission would be perfect for anyone who wants to stay high throughout the entire movie. Enough time for a quick bowl and some more popcorn at the concession stand will make the movie that much better.

28

things not to do when stoned

here is a list of things not to do when stoned... trust me on this.

1. Deer hunting
2.Bushhog a field with hills
3.let your girlfriend make you watch "steel Magnolias"
4. eat gratuitous amounts of uncooked hotdogs
5.debate politics
6.drive a boat
7.wakeboard (I still have a scar)
8.watch QVC with credit card in hand
9.Listen to LIL Wayne's "I feel like dying"
10.dip grizzly wintergreen

64

To All Rappers

Dear Rappers,
You like, maybe love, weed. We (your listners)LOVE weed. Cops do not love weed, nay, they hate it. Why? ......I..I just dont know, man. This being said, why in the F**K would you put police sirens fading in at the end of songs that you KNOW we will listen to while smoking. Franticly we have to pause the song, possibly even skip it, to see if the siren is real or not. This doesn't make dollars or cents/sense. It makes pot-heads paranoid...that's it. Other than this keep up the fine work. That is all.

59

Nature, you da bomb

High off your ass, standing on a cliff edge in the forest and not seeing a single man made object is the most uplifting feeling ever.

55

Above The Influence

is what we should be after we smoke. Were not low. so were not under the influence. Were High so were above the inflence.
am I wrong?

45

Literally a Bedroom

Ok, you make a room where the entire floor is a bed. But not just a bed, the entire floor is made of tempur pedic. that way you can crash anywhere comfortably with your bong, but you don't have to worry about it tipping over and spilling, just like the wine glass in the commercial.

36

best day ever.

So today, I walked through my parent's bedroom and I start smelling some dank weed. Turns out, it was my my dad's stash of weed hidden in one of his drawers. He has more than I do. I didn't know he still smoked until today. One day I'm gonna smoke with him. Hell, my mom might do it too !

51

High People Everywere

Ever walk around a store high thinkin everyone is lookin at u, thinking like "They are fuckin' stoned!"..?? But then when ur out at a store (sober) you never think that about anyone...???

65

How to become president

All you have to do is say you will legalize marijuana. Then you instantly get
-every stoner's vote
-every black persons vote lol. sorry black people but come on
-every spanish person's vote (see black people)

that person will be forever remembered as a visonary

52

Is it bad...

That I look through the guide on the tv to decide what channel I'm gonna leave it on for my dog so he doesn't get lonely?

73

Disney is hilarious

Imagine if somebody actually had 101 Dalmatians. You'd have so much shit to clean up.

59

You Know your baked when

You think of something funny and you start laughing. Then you try to tell your friends why your laughing. But you can't remember why you were laughing. So you just look like a stoned retard in front of your friends. Then you relize your alone so you go to highdeas to feel better while you practice rollin.

77

Dear Neighbors

Just because I'm always blatantly getting high at my window doesn't mean you have to stop hiring me to babysit your kids. Come on, I need your money to buy weed

56

Walking

Seriously, ever thought about how awesome walking is? Like, you put one foot in front of the other one, an' you GO places. How do you do that?! Basically, it's amazing. Think about what life would be like if no one ever discovered propelling yourself forward one foot at a time. What if we were all just like, hopping around? Do you think we'd evolve to have only one foot?! Like, one leg. Like, a mermaid, without the fins.
NO! I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC.
The miracle of walking. It's so cool. I'm actually amazed by it on a regular basis.

50

Waked and Baked

I love spring break, wake and bake, nap, then wake and bake some more... its an ongoing cycle people!

33

highDEAS gone wrong

Filling a plastic shoping bag full of water and pretending its your balls.......the bag brakes because its not made to hold water

Playing scary video games or watching scary movies with the sound all the way up to max........things jump out at you after the long silence with a scream or a bang

Tanning in a tanning bed...cool at first....but then you feel like your in a toaster

Running the dark......your going to hit something

Playing the board game Clue......its just to hard to play high

If you had done any of these leave a comment or if you have another highdea gone wrong plz... read more »

55

I love it when you

Are so high, you forget how high you really are.

54

Rush Hour

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

84

Brain Printer

Does anyone else wish they had a brain printer? So instead of having to explain something from your head you could just print it, because I mean come on, nothing ever looks as good once it leaves your head. Am I right?

75

Forgetting When High

Its funny when your stoned n forget wat your talking about and ask everyone and they say they forgot too haha we've all done it

61

pocket full of steak.

i think that whenever you have weed on you you take a pocket full of steak so if a drug dog comes and sniffs your pocket you can just show him theres steak in there

138

THOUGHTS

Did u ever notice that u cant chang the volume of ur thoughts? like ur inner monolog?
and if u try to scream in ur head, its not like LOUD its just a yelling sound, but the volume is the same

~Duran -_-

59

best hiding spot

if you have one of those bulky PS2s open the expansion bay on the back and you have a perfect stash spot!

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