because she fuckin deserves it! she created sweet mary jane. and i can't thank her enough for it!

they would think that dogs are the superiors. Think about it, we walk, feed, bathe, clean up after, pet, and treat better then we treat human beings sometimes... that would be a hard thing to explain to an alien.

so a 4-bar kit kat has 210 calories and is made by The Hershey's Company....so when you eat an 8-bar Kit Kat, youre eating 420 calories made by THC, and every calorie is utterly delicious

eyebrows are like moustaches for your eyes. hahaha now everytime i look in the mirror i see these crazy eye 'staches.

I can always tell when my phone is gonna ring, or when im gonna get a txt, even when im sleeping i wake up and then i here my phone going off, i even put some highdeas on it so i dont forget them,its always on me probably more then anything else, even more then my clothes, and those are litteraly on me. Maybe We can grow a connection with our phone. If we can i just wanna let my phone know i Love it.

Think about it. In the future, when marijuana is legalized, cops will be the ones giving US weed. It can be used as an excellent sedative/calming aid. If the cop encounters an unruly or combative person, they just light up a blunt, make them take a huge hit, and instant compliance. You could also have a dart laced with THC for the more hostile people.

Remember back in the day, when we were just kids, we had no worries, no problems. We didnt have to worry bout paying bills, or worry about what we're gonna do wit our lives. The biggest problems we had were what we were gonna do at recess, or just gettin the answers to last nights math homework. Sometimes i wish we could go back, if only for a little while.

you know when you read a highdea thats all grammatically fucked up and youre too stoned to understand it and you just sit there looking for a while until you finally get it. then youre like oh yeah that is a good idea, that person was just too high to word it properly but i will give them an upvote anyway

Before i die, i want to hotbox the FUCK out of a stretch limo and then ride around with my head out the window.

Memories literally last forever, when we die the atoms in the nerve cells of our brain that held those memories get rearranged and live on in something else. So memories are continuing on because the atoms are constantly rearranging.

The average smoker smokes at least half a pack a day.
So we spend AT LEAST $20 a week on cigarettes.
That's a gram of bud that we are missing out on each week.
I say we quit the nicotein, and smoke more green.
Who's down?

what if there was a phone number that you could call and there was just an operator on the other end, and you told them your idea and they told you "good idea" or "bad idea"

sometimes you need that

Stoner guys are sexy. No doubt. Their glassy red eyes, facial hair, long or short hair, god its just a master piece in the making. Plus their stoney quirks are cute. :)

Its carzy when your hanging with kids and your ripped out of your mind they seem to know somethings up wit yoy that your acting weird, but they have no idea whats wrong with you or should i say whats right with you.

If I smoke by myself, it takes Forever...
Because theres not someone there to snap you out of zoning out and be like "Hey, you got the pipe." So I'll be youtubing for 20 min when I look over and HOLY CRAP THERES STILL A HUGE PILE OF WEED IN MY BONG lol