i wanna give mother nature an orgazm..
because she fuckin deserves it! she created sweet mary jane. and i can't thank her enough for it!
If aliens are real and watching us...
they would think that dogs are the superiors. Think about it, we walk, feed, bathe, clean up after, pet, and treat better then we treat human beings sometimes... that would be a hard thing to explain to an alien.
movies these days
You know how movies back then were like 3 hours long and now there only like an hour and 15 minutes long, what the hell im watching zombieland and it ends in bout an hour, wish they make movies 3 hours again, who agrees?
Kit Kat bars
so a 4-bar kit kat has 210 calories and is made by The Hershey's Company....so when you eat an 8-bar Kit Kat, youre eating 420 calories made by THC, and every calorie is utterly delicious
4 Way Stops
I think that if there is any confusion at a 4 way stop about whose turn it is to go, you should have to compete in a round of Rock, Paper, Scissors with the other driver(s)...Winner gets to go first
what are these things!?
eyebrows are like moustaches for your eyes. hahaha now everytime i look in the mirror i see these crazy eye 'staches.
Humane Society Hell Yeah!
My girlfriend and I are always looking for something FREE to do, because just about anything you want to do cost money. Especially since we are both high. The other day we were driving around smoking one looking for something to do. When we stopped at the humane society out of nowhere to see all the cats and dogs. It was a good highDEA. It's like visiting a bunch of friends in jail.
Anyone Feel Like There Connected with There Cell Phone...
I can always tell when my phone is gonna ring, or when im gonna get a txt, even when im sleeping i wake up and then i here my phone going off, i even put some highdeas on it so i dont forget them,its always on me probably more then anything else, even more then my clothes, and those are litteraly on me. Maybe We can grow a connection with our phone. If we can i just wanna let my phone know i Love it.
online courses
this is my first time registering to an online course and i just realized how awesome it is that i'm smoking a bowl while "in" class
Give weed to arrestees
Think about it. In the future, when marijuana is legalized, cops will be the ones giving US weed. It can be used as an excellent sedative/calming aid. If the cop encounters an unruly or combative person, they just light up a blunt, make them take a huge hit, and instant compliance. You could also have a dart laced with THC for the more hostile people.
Willy Wonka Gum
What if the Willy Wonka 5 course meal gum existed? i could go for a five course meal in a compact piecce of gum
Killer munchies
Back in The Day...
Remember back in the day, when we were just kids, we had no worries, no problems. We didnt have to worry bout paying bills, or worry about what we're gonna do wit our lives. The biggest problems we had were what we were gonna do at recess, or just gettin the answers to last nights math homework. Sometimes i wish we could go back, if only for a little while.
ruinin my high >: (
i hate when you're high with ur buds and try and put on a tune you like, and then there is always that one person who has to rip on your genre. you can rip on it all you like, do you think im gonna go, "oh, you're right, I'll listen to your music now." turds.
confusing highdeas
you know when you read a highdea thats all grammatically fucked up and youre too stoned to understand it and you just sit there looking for a while until you finally get it. then youre like oh yeah that is a good idea, that person was just too high to word it properly but i will give them an upvote anyway
Stoner Census
How many big potheads are on this sight? up vote if you hit the bud multiple tomes a day :)
Stretch Limo
Before i die, i want to hotbox the FUCK out of a stretch limo and then ride around with my head out the window.
Just because Im a stoner
Every time i see a cop i get scared for sec. Even when im sober doing nothing wrong
Memories Really Last Forever
Memories literally last forever, when we die the atoms in the nerve cells of our brain that held those memories get rearranged and live on in something else. So memories are continuing on because the atoms are constantly rearranging.
To my fellow cigarette smokers
The average smoker smokes at least half a pack a day.
So we spend AT LEAST $20 a week on cigarettes.
That's a gram of bud that we are missing out on each week.
I say we quit the nicotein, and smoke more green.
Who's down?
socks are underrated
next time your high, slip on your most favorite socks. they feel like little blankets made for your feet.
good idea/bad idea
what if there was a phone number that you could call and there was just an operator on the other end, and you told them your idea and they told you "good idea" or "bad idea"
sometimes you need that
Positive People Watching
I’ve always enjoyed people watching. People are interesting and all different. I used to look at people, and point out to myself something different or funny about them. Now I look at people and I automatically see what their best feature is and how that person is beautiful in some way.
First time to be said on here?
Stoner guys are sexy. No doubt. Their glassy red eyes, facial hair, long or short hair, god its just a master piece in the making. Plus their stoney quirks are cute. :)
physically strait, mentally gay.
im physically strait,
but mentally gay,
cause im always blowing your mind.
Chillin Wit my 5 Year Old Cousin While Im Ripped
Its carzy when your hanging with kids and your ripped out of your mind they seem to know somethings up wit yoy that your acting weird, but they have no idea whats wrong with you or should i say whats right with you.
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan must have been so lonely filming the parent trap. I mean, she had to pretend to talk to nobody...I think that's why she's so fucked up.
Smoking by yourself
If I smoke by myself, it takes Forever...
Because theres not someone there to snap you out of zoning out and be like "Hey, you got the pipe." So I'll be youtubing for 20 min when I look over and HOLY CRAP THERES STILL A HUGE PILE OF WEED IN MY BONG lol
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