What if...
what if like in another galaxy far away there was another planet just like earth. It had everything exactly the same like technology and history, theres even another u or me doing the exact same thing that your doing right now.....
Green Bowl Packers
Let's start a football team but never get around to doing anything and call it the Green Bowl Packers
Duck Shoes
What if they made a pair of shoes that looked like a duck and quacked everytime you took a step... one night youre walking alone in a dark alley and you hear in the distance behind you.... quack quack quack quack... and suddenly you hear more quacks coming quicker. Then theres a fucking knife in your neck! You just got killed by the duck footed stabber! WORST DEATH EVER.
capitalize the "high" part of highDEAS
Too much "DEA" in the name. Bump that noise. I mean forget those guys, they take drugs and it's not in the good way. So let's make it HIGHdeas, the high is the best part anyways.
roach fairy
so, i walk out to my garage for a cigarette, im sittin there smoking playin with my cat and i look down and much to my surprise i see a roach, felt like christmas. =]
World Wide Highdeas
Ive noticed that most of the highdeas r coming mainly from the states..though im in the UK. I want to see highdeas from some kid in the mountains of outer mongolia or a 50 year old Aborigine whose got a solution for everything..spread the word bout highdeas is all im sayin
Hiding place
Whenever I have a lot of bud I like to roll a joint and hide it in a place I know I'll look later so when my sack is gone BOOM I've got a nice little j waitin on me :)
Separate home for separate brains
So here's what i discovered. Our brains are the hosts of two homes...Our work home and our vacation home. When someone is sober (boo) they are in the work home. Its the work home because it can maybe be fun once in a blue moon or its just really gay. When someone is high they are in their vacation home because its so nice and friendly. So therefore we have two homes. Some people live in their vacation home and some visit is seasonally..but either way the vacation home is always the best. Obviously
I'm gonna start wearing a sombrero.
This is Texas, I'm pretty sure I can get away with it.
Now, where to find a donkey..
I'll blow smoke in his face, he'll be one high ass ass.
High Mario
Did you ever realize when your stoned and playing super mario, it's exactly like super mario is stoned. He just sits around and does nothing until time expires, or sometimes he'll try and make friends with a stranger turtle but it'll hurt him. And all he really wants to do is find some mushrooms, or eat a flower that makes him shoot fire.
about as high as you can get.
if i was an astronaut, i would hot box it in my spaceman suit while i'm floating around in space.
i'd be so high while high.
Get rid of the down arrow
This site is supposed to be about stoners coming together and supporting each other no matter what they say. I think they should get rid of the down arrow because people can't help that what they say is stupid. In their mind their idea is the best they ever herd because they are blazed. Everyone should just support eachother and dank it up. word
Stoner vs. Dealer
Theres a big difference! i dont understand why people hit me up for bud. Its a well known fact i dont push soo whats with the confusion? These amateurs needta get it straighttt!
Ketchup Packets..
Why can't ketchup packets be the size of Salad Dressing packets?
Does Heinz not realize i need more than THIS for my fries.
Ever miss getting high like you used to?
I just got one of my friends high for the first time,(hes all religious an shit so it took some time) and he was laughing his ass off finding random shit to be hilarious. Made me remember the first few times i got high, when me and my friends would sit in a circle talking and laughing our asses off. Wed be high for like 4 hours off of one little bowl. Now it seems like i gotta smoke at LEAST a bowl to myself, and i never get nearly as high as i used to, not even after like a full blunt.
anyone else miss getting retarded stoned? Anyone know how to get that stoned again?... read more »
Cheers (for weed)
Cheers is an interesting part of drinking but I was thinking we, the pot community, could come up with a good saying that commemorates smoking weed together and being happy
go for it...
Food Language
It would be hilarious if you talked the language of the type of food you were eating lol
Stoner clubs
If weed was legal it'd be great to see stoner clubs around town. Just imagine walking down some stairs into a room with some real blues/jazz style stoner music that's so full of smoke you get high after a few breaths; each table has a pipe, bong, spliff rolling station and a lava lamp.
above the influence commercials.
come on! who doesnt get a kick outta those when youre stoned?
this is even better:
http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/stoners/#
Has Anyone Ever Smoked With A Deer?
okay so me and my two friends were smoking two blunts of some Afgan Kush in the forrest and half way through the first blunt i noticed that a deer had walked right next to my friend. My friend then of course decides to blow smoke at the deer and the deer licked the smoke as if it was water. The deer was just here chillin with us for 5-7 mins smoking with us... WHATTA TWEAK!
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